alright y'all.....why did i wake up at 2am saturday morning and find a baby snake in my bathroom??? ....and right at my foot too!!! at first i was so out of it, i thought it was a belt - so i took a closer look and that sucker lifted his head!!! .... LORD KNOWS, my screams shoulda been heard at the nearest police station! but it took no longer than 10 seconds for me to realize it was either him or me.....but SOMEBODY was about to go down! RECAP: first 5 seconds.....nothin' but "SCREAMZZZZ"......next 5 seconds.... "hit it with the flip flop...no, use a broom.....no...get the Elle Magazine"!!!!! oh hell yeah, that's right...i took my brand new 4 dolla' fall edition of Elle magazine and i dropped it on top of the snake! the freakin' snake was swirlin' in circles faster than anything i'd ever seen. all i could think of was i had one more shot at it or i was movin to ohio! so, strickin with fear, my aim became more focused & i slammed the magazine down one more time and began stomping on it like crazy!!! by 7am and after a stint of doing nightwatch for more reptiles, i called a friend to remove this amphibeus creature from my house. i just hope there ain't baby mama drama!!!!!!! eeks!!