"Gosh Darn it Bullwinkle, I think you survived yet another day!"

I think we all know who "Bullwinkle" might be as far as the VP debate is concerned, but here's my opinion. I heard that Biden won the spar due to his commanding responses & Palin won the hearts of America. ....won the hearts of America?? hmm...sounds like some beauty pageant BS to me. Listen up, let's not forget the old adage, "You will never go broke underestimating the intelligence of the American Public." That basically means, be careful if you're counting on the majority of America to recognize her "watch me pull a rabbit outta my ass" crap....b'cuz they won't.

What really happened last night was Gov. Sarah Palin just scored some EXTRA CREDIT that's all. Some extra credit for her well rehearsed responses laced with "eye winkin' sit on pappa's lap shirley temple booschmidt"!!!! No wonder old men love her! Y'all know if Palin was black, we'd be giving her the "Old Chifforobe / Watermelon" award for bustin' out those okey doke anecdotes. Yeah...I said it!!! Wake the hell up America! She may have held her own, but she is not qualified to take the roll of VP, much less President should the "potted plant" McCain step on a nail. (tryin' to be nice)

McCain has made an unwise choice in his VP selection. And yes indeed, it is a maverick choice, because NO seasoned candidate would have chosen Palin as a running mate!! All I can say is pay close attention, and hopefully you will make the right decision on November 4th.

...and in case you didn't see the VP debate....here's my parody on how they really got down...

Question: Senator Biden and Governor Palin, it is said that most Americans celebrate Christmas on December 25th by bearing gifts and celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ. Would you agree with that and why?

Senator Biden's Answer: Yes, that is absolutely correct. It has been a memorable tradition in my family for years. We were taught the story of the wise men who fell down before baby Jesus, our Lord and Savior and worshipped him with gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh. We also have a fairytale like tradition of Santa Claus and how he represents a figure for the children, who comes bearing gifts as well. And although we all know that Santa is not really omniscient and omnipresent and that God is, some Americans allow that to preside in our children as a form of tradition too.

Governor Palin's Answer: Say it ain't so Joe. You know only the best tasting tuna gets to be Starkist. Moose is the real pork. Got milk? Darn right, this toot scootin' great nation we live in "love's that chicken from Popeye's"! How 'bout a big shout out to rocky road ice cream!

...enuf said.