Why was I in the deli tonight waiting on the deli chick to finish slicing my havarti cheese, when a doctor who had received a sudden page, urged her to stop slicing my cheese and find him a pen? Is it me, or is there something seriously wrong with this picture? But rather than wonder why this doctor wasn't equipped to handle his biz on his blackberry or even digging in my purse for a pen to lend, my paranoid ass was really thinking INK PEN + DOCTOR = SWINE FLU…but don't hate me yet, what's worse is coming up with DELI CLERK + DELI MEAT + INK PEN + DOCTOR = SWINE FLU!!!!! Needless to say, the cranky deli chick was clearly giving him a look that kills....therefore forcing Dr. Nimrod to go to the customer service booth for his infamous pen. (just letting u inside my head, that's all) LOL